About

website-author_image.jpgA Little Bit about Me

I’m the token eccentric European who is often mistaken for choosing not to shave her incredibly hairy arms despite her parents asking her to, but in reality, was born to a mating pair of gorillas and switched at birth with a human child. I write speculative romance with lots of hot monster dudes, and my pastimes include watching cartoons and anime, playing video games, meditating, and reading monster erotica books in hot baths.

What I Do and Why I Do It

I indulge in my mind’s reveries and write them down, trying to pose them as respectable literature despite the fact that they read more like children’s books for adults, as my boyfriend says.

There are quite a few reasons why I do it, but the biggest one is probably the fact that my imagination never left childhood, and inspiration often results in a large hit of dopamine that invokes in me the type of heart fluttering and lack of breath I can only compare to the approach of an orgasm. Instead of caffeine, cigarettes, and alcohol, I’m addicted to making up new plots, characters, and lore, which is probably why I get over five new story ideas for every book I publish and why I can’t write a series that’s more than two books long.

Fun Facts about Me
  1. I love to touch stuff.
  2. I love scalies.
  3. I like to wear pretty dresses.
  4. I love talking and explaining shit.
  5. I swear a lot.
  6. My favorite color is #E53042.